Overheard At My House

Sydney: "It's a baby egg."

Tyson: "It's not a baby egg. It's a booger."

Me, feeling obligated but not wanting to ask goes and looks. Sydney is crouched on the floor but I can't tell if she's doing anything. I resume getting ready.

Tyson: "Don't throw boogers at me. That's disgusting."

Me, grossing out: "Sydney, what do you have?!"

Sydney: "This", holding her finger up.

Me: "Don't be disgusting. Go put it in the trash."



I didn't think I had boys yet?!