Not Me! Monday

* I did not smell urine wherever I went in the house the other morning, only to find none at all. It did not, in fact, take me til an hour and a half later to figure it out when we were in the car and Sydney said, "I smell potty" to realize that apparently, Ali had an accident in her sleep the night before and didn't wake up.

* On that note, I would never leave the house with my children in the clothes they slept in, even if it was just to take Excedrine to Jason...let alone a dress that had been pottied on?!

* I have not secretly (or not so secretly) enjoyed having a house that is quite a bit messier than usual, only because I am less stressed when everything I clean up is messed up in .2 seconds & I have more free time. Who needs less stress and more free time, right?!

* I am not nearly giddy that Jason & I's anniversary is a week from today. It has, afterall, been three years. Hasn't the new-ness worn off?

NOPE!! =)

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Not Me! Monday

*Being the new gym rat that I am, I certainly did not eat Boston Creme Pie for breakfast this morning...and then hurry and fix some toast to balance myself out so my blood sugar wouldn't go crazy.

*I was not exhausted this weekend, and therefore did not go back to bed when everyone got up Sunday morning, only to sleep til 11. That would be shameful, and in fact, lazy. "A little sleep, a little slumber, a little folding of the hands..."

*It really is almost noon, so I am not in my pajamas, and my children certainly are not in t-shirts and underwear, or just in a diaper.

*Since I'm obviously not procrastinating house work, the three loads of laundry that are were waiting for days in my laundry room are folded and put away. Because of course, that is my favorite household chore.

*In a hurry, I did not toss Jason's memory card onto the microwave, only to watch it fly behind the counter, leaving him without a camera for weeks. Afterall, everything is always in its place!

*The house is quiet, and instead of sitting here and doing Not Me!, I went to find my children, who were, of course, playing quietly together... Ali was not sitting on my dresser with her feet in my underwear drawer, rocking her "baby" aka my lotion. Sydney was not playing instead of sitting on her bed like she was told to do for picking on her sister.

How 'bout you?

Not Me! Monday

I found this on another blog (click the button above to follow) and thought it could be fun. We all like when people think we have it all together and sometimes it's hard to admit our imperfections or where we fall short. This is a fun way of admitting these little things. Feel free to do the same on your blog. The button will show you how!




*I most definitely did not let my girls share their leftover M&Ms before breakfast the other day, just because.

*I was not tempted by all of the yummy Christmas treats in my kitchen that were baked this weekend. Even more importantly, I did not indulge this morning with two cookies before 9am. Nope, it's eggs, toast, OJ and milk for me. I do not like all of that sugary nonsense.

*It's obvious that I'm not blogging in order to put off housework. I wouldn't dream of it.

*Right now, I'm not wishing it was nap time. That would make me look like a lazy parent. Doesn't every Mommy have never-ending patience and a soft, lovely voice?

*Ok, it definitely does not help me feel better about chaos with my children when one is hanging on my back like a baby monkey while I type this...that's because she does not have the. cutest. laugh. ever. No way.