i can cook. really, i can...
but i make ugly pancakes.
they taste good,
but they're ugly.
i can never get them perfectly round,
and i'm a little awkward at flipping them sometimes.
they do taste good, and i suppose that's all that matters in the end,
but i don't like ugly food.
how am i supposed to achieve june cleaver status someday
if i can't get consistently round, evenly cooked pancakes?
i bet it's the apron.
maybe i just need to whip a full apron up...
(since i never use my half apron)
i bet that will help...
and maybe a pretty dress, too.
please don't judge me.
i'm going to go eat the evidence now.
4 comments:
Very funny! Mine are round, by the way ;)
And high heels, you need high heels!
Gramma Pam says to get round pancakes you need thinner batter!
Throw in some chocolate chips or blueberries...then who cares, they eat up all the same!
Oh, you might need to wear a pearl necklace too! And call your kids Wally and Beav! And call Jason Ward! Might help! Let me know!
Chris says that I put the "cake in pancake." Whatever. I really am a good cook. Pancakes, not so much.
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